Santa Brings Dumbya (Dubya) 37000 Constitutions

Posted by Stretch | Filed under Humor, Political

Sure, George W Bush is quite the idiot. Oh, oops, did I say that out loud? I’m sorry, I meant to say he’s a complete moron. He’s done plenty of things that completely go against what the Constitution says, but it seems that he thinks that he is greater than the law.

Oh, wait, what’s that?

It seems that he “is” above the law.

Well, this isn’t good. I hope I don’t get waterboarded now. But I supposed a uneducated moron might have a little trouble finding me. I can run fast. He might get tired and have to stop for donuts.

Either way, Santa brought Mr. Ruler his Christmas presents early this year.

Americans from all over the country - more than 37,000 of them - asked that a copy of the Constitution be delivered to the President in their name and cordially requested that he make time in his busy schedule to read it.

“While I was going over the list of who’s been naughty and nice,” Mr. Claus said, as he prepared for his visit to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, “I heard from many people who feel the President hasn’t been doing a very good job of upholding his oath to ‘preserve, protect and defend’ the Constitution.”

Maybe if we are lucky enough he might be able to read it. Or we could always ask one of the 5th graders at a local school to do it, they’d probably be up to the task.

Via Digg

Permalink | December 21st, 2007

2 Responses to “Santa Brings Dumbya (Dubya) 37000 Constitutions”

  1. MHC Says:
    December 28th, 2007 at 11:24 pm

    Nah he’ll need a translator. For second grade school…

  2. Stretch Says:
    January 1st, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I’m not sure if he’s smart enough to even understand a 2nd grader.