MySpace, A Waste Of Humanity

Posted by Stretch | Filed under Humor

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Everyone has heard of MySpace. It’s been in the news alot lately, for various things. But is it all thats its cracked up to be?

Using the power of Google searches, I hope to prove why Myspace.com is a failure of humanity. I’m not debating whether Myspace offers a good system or service, I’m only lamenting the place it has become thanks to its user base. There are good and bad uses for social networking websites. Most are useless and waste more time without contributing to the social good. Myspace is the worst.

It all started when I wanted to find a reason why the core of my Internet-saturated being hates Myspace. For fun one day, I searched within Myspace’s profiles for the following phrases:

- 9620: “I’m going to kill myself”
- 72,000: “I’m rick James Bitch”
- 3,100,000: wierd
- Man! This is fun, thought I.

This got me started on a torturous hour of minimally scientific research to discover exactly why Myspace is for the most part a heaping pile of hot garbage. I started writing.

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Permalink | April 23rd, 2006

3 Responses to “MySpace, A Waste Of Humanity”

  1. Jwill Says:
    April 23rd, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    It really is the user base..some of those layouts on Myspace are butt ugly and obtrusive. I was never a big fan of music on websites either. I was on Myspace for about 3 days then left. I’m still deciding what to permanently use, nowadays..I want to stick with Blogger, but a lot of my friends are on Xanga (well, quite a few of them flew off to Myspace). So my site’s been on and off and everything.

  2. LobsterMan Says:
    April 24th, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    LOL MySpace isn’t the disease, it’s just a symptom. the disease is the messed up minds of most teenagers…

  3. Brad Says:
    April 24th, 2006 at 5:46 pm

    To me I don’t see myspace as a blog…I think it has the worst blog system ever but for keeping in touch with your actual friends and meeting new people from school its great…but everything that guy said is sooo true..sadly
    brad